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If Pets Had Thumbs...

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If pets had thumbs, what a wonderful world it would be! Not only could your dog, cat or other pet take care of a lot of the day to day chores around the house and clean up after their own parties, but you might be surprised to learn that they could be pretty self-reliant and entertain themselves while you are away at work all day. Celebrate If Pets Had Thumbs Day March 3rd and consider a few great things about what pets could do if they had their own thumbs...

Opening Doors and Dining a la Cat…

Your dog, cat or other pet could open/close and lock/unlock the doors instead of embarrassingly having to climb out the window like Bandit… Not only with your dog, cat, snake, or other animal friend be able to open and close the door for you each day, but they could lock you out of the house, whenever they got good and ready. Maybe they weren't happy with the food that you made or they're just not satisfied with the attire that you had on which brings us to our next point…

Another great things pets can do with their own thumbs is they can open their own food. Of course they can open dry dog food or cat food – anyone can do that! No, they're going to open the canned stuff, and if that's not good enough, they might even just go in the fridge and make their own food. What you didn't think that your cat or dog could saute?
Yes, your pets can open their own cans of food…Watch cats use the can opener here… And just where is that dog with your beer?

Thumbs Up/Thumbs Down…

Your pet could also could give you a thumbs up or a thumbs down on your outfit, your hair, or your breath…See this cat give its owner a thumbs up here… Thought you had a great outfit on this morning? Maybe not, if your dog or cat is not impressed. Your pet might be able to pick out a nice outfit, help style your hair and brush it for you and help you with your nasty morning breath that just smells like, well dog….

And who wants a thumb's down in the middle of the night especially if there's a nasty smell that's coming from under your blanket. Maybe you need to go outside for a walk?

Who needs a Walk or a Toy Anymore…

Your pet can also hitchhike if they didn't want to ride with you…Check out this hitchhiking cat that went cross country here… Your cute pet could suck their own thumbs instead of their toys… and use their thumbs for other things like ordering toys you don't know about that they've hidden under their beds.…

Thumb Wrestling and Other Games…

Yup, you can teach your pet how to wrestle. They can thumb wrestle with you and you might let them win...See a praying mantis win a wrestling match… What you thought those thumbs were only for hitchhiking and open cans of food? Of course not! You could teach your pet how to thumb wrestle and you could actually have hours of enjoyment, or at least brief periods of you dominating them. Don't be surprised if you don't end up being served with papers over humiliating bouts of Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Skyping, Streaming and Roomba…

If your pet is bored and you left them home all day, expect them to get on the Internet, watch TV, play with your XBox or Playstation, and do other fun things while you are away…

They could Skype you and text you when they're bored… They could also Skype and text their friends about you when they're bored…

They could not only control the remote, but put on the Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, the Pet Network or their other favorite shows… They could surf the net and order their favorite toys, treats and goodies online and have it delivered by drone while you're away…

They could Roomba through the house chasing smaller animals while you were at work…not to impress you, but to clean up the mess from the daytime Vape party they had…


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